NAk cerita skit

1- erm,nk cakap sikit dekat kamu.. baca NO 5

2- Mmmm..cmnar na cakap? baca je la NO 8

3- na tahu ekh? ermm , baca NO 9

4- huh, drpd pening baek baca jap NO 15

5- cmna ek na cakap.. NO 17 je k..

...............6- kite nk ckp skrang tapi lebeh baek baca NO 16

7- kite akan ckp tp baca dulu NO 2

8- yg kite nk ckp neh simple ja..tp baca dlu NO 4 k?

9- tak payah la b’debar2 cm2..cume baca jap NO 18

10- Blom lg la..baca NO 19 ye..

11- da pnt ke? Baca jap NO 13

12- sbnrnye kite nk ckp kalau...(ah baca no 3 la)

13- tggal sikit ja lg bce NO 20

14- argh,pnt nih..bce NO 1

15- adush,dah pning dh ni.. baca la NO 6

16- laa, masih tak phm lg ka? Baca NO 12

17- ades, nk ckp nih..baca NO 7

18- kite ta tahu klu kamu paham..tlg baca NO 10

19. Baca NO 11 dgn tenang ye..nanty kamu akan tahu..

20- okex okex,skg kite ckp..bce NO 14, tp slow2

Chinese Call CeNter (funny)

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to
me.. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
what's this urgent matter
about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan
was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't
an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for
this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Oh .....God.... ...